Wish List

The wish list is the list of things one wishes they could do or have done. You know the list that comes to mind when you are getting it in. The list that you mutter under your breath when he is just getting started or going for the gusto.

It’s the list that you dare not say but hope upon hopes that he does to you when he is doing you. Let’s refresh your memory… Have you ever???

·         Wiggled your body and cringed staring at him as he kissed your belly button wishing that he would keep migrating south and kiss you there?

·         Prayed that he did not go fast but took it slow and made it last longer just so you could get a couple of rounds in?

·         Moaned and groaned during climax and desired for him to stay there and not change positions because he is tearing it up?

·         Wished that he could just do “The Thing” all night long???? You know you have J

·         Thought if only the world could see how great your sex it, they would applaud it?

·         When that guy you like is approaches you to give a kiss on the cheek, you pray it’s on the lips and that it goes even further?

·          When in the middle of handling your business and your man starts talking trash to you, and his trash talk does not match the reality, you wish he would shut the hell up?

·         Looked at your guy and wished that he was the one that knew your body best, you know the one you use as your visual focal point?

Whatever your wish list – your assignment is to make the list a reality.  Here is to wishing and may all your wishes come true.

Closet Freak

If you are a mother you may be able to comprehend what this post is about.  If you are a mother and you don’t get it; well luck you.

Remember the days of carefree sex all over the house without the slightest thought? Oh how you long for the days of sex that lasts longer than it does now or not having to listen for every single sound, for fear of being interrupted by the terrified look of your child walking in on you getting it in.

None of your single girlfriends understand this, and the ones who have older kids laugh at you. Your husband thinks that you’ve gone mad because you jump at the slightest sound that he never hears or things can be ignored because he is in mid stride while the kid(s) scream to the top of their lungs calling not Daddy but MOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY.  You are caught in the middle and either path you choose will be deemed as selfish by the other party. You want to be a great mom and wife at the same time. If you have a son, you know all too well the war that is waged over your body between father and son.  Dad knows you as the hot sexy thing that he gets his rocks off to, and well son knows you as food.

What get lost in this battle of maintaining balance are your needs. Somehow in the fuss of all the mayhem what gets forgotten is that you are a sexual being too. You have needs and heaven only knows you do not what to keep having hit it and quit it sessions.  So what happens…? You become the Closet Freak.

This is where you have absolutely no time to get any but you still want it and you creatively figure out how to get your rocks off when the urge hits you. Considering all the time you do not have on your hands, your mind does take trips off to fantasy land.  First the thoughts begin with how you long to just get some. Then pretty soon how you would get it takes over… Next, what you would love to do and have done.   

Now, in writing it seems simple enough and nothing big at all to the untrained eye. But to those of us who have experienced this madness – it is a very complex thing.  This is where we begin to work like our male counter parts and scheme to get it.  This is also where the similarities end. The creativeness goes beyond their thinking and reaches into realms that they often fantasize we would dare try. He wishes that you would but thinks that you would not … oh if he only knew that you are open for it and welcome it.

He only sees the façade of who the world knows you to be and the wholesome version of what he fell in love with. Little does he know that after having been with him you have crafted a whole new persona and the Alter Ego is ready to creep out! If only he knew something as simple as him walking past you  sends you in a frenzy  of wanting to  jump his bones in mid step.  Or how the times you want it so badly you feel more like a panther than a Bunnie.   There is just one small issue, how would he accept the Closet Freak? Is he ready for her? If not, will he try and tame her - the real question is Can He?

Open Letter to the Lover

Dear Lover, Cudda Buddy, Hubby, Mr. (you get the point):

This is an open letter to you. No, we do not wish to hurt your feelings or destroy your pride, but you are sooo not getting the hint.

Yes we love you and enjoy being intimate with you (dare we say the word sex) but, there are a few things that we kind of would like to tweak to make things better. Here they are:

1.       If you have to grab the boobies – be gentle. They are a part of our bodies and cannot go anywhere.

2.       Speak clearly during sex; we cannot talk nasty back if we can’t understand what the heck you’re saying to respond to it.

3.       We get that all that extra exertion makes you sweat, but do you have to always leave the wet spot on our side of the bed.

4.       There are many different sides to us and we do not always want it the same way, change it up.

5.       We understand that sometimes you will finish before we do, but can you at least go another round to be fair.

6.       If we do not respond when you  when  you say what’s my name, you are either doing a great job  and we can’t talk  or  you are horrible and we are using a focal point and don’t want to blurt out the wrong name.

7.       Sometimes we  really do not want foreplay, if we are being aggressive 9 times out of 10  we  just want to get it in, leave the wet spot on your side of the bed and go to sleep,

8.       Would it kill you to not flop on top of us after you bust, c’mon we can’t breathe

9.       Asking if we are really on our periods is an insult; would you rather see the proof? Besides asking does not make it go away faster.

10.   We do not like having to beg for it just gives it up and you can go back to doing what you were doing before we asked for it.

11.   Contrary to popular belief, we like it just as much as you do and as we get older – we like it more often, spontaneous, creative, and everywhere.  

12.   Everything that you did to get me in the beginning, continue to do that and add on it. Teas me when you walk by - man handle me occasionally.

Again, we don’t want to hurt you, but just make things better. The truth is that you don’t know the other side of us. Grant it we take the blame for not exposing you to it. We just know that if you were exposed you may become over whelmed at the depth and breadth of our sexual side and could possibly go into overload and explode. This side is something you must be eased into and is not for the faint at heart. Just know that once the box is open there is not putting the lid back on and you must keep up with the demand.

Rest up and eat your spinach because the Bunnie Contingency Containment Plan can only last for so long before it gets tossed.

“The Thing”

He either has it or he does not. Unfortunately, often times we come across those who do NOT have it. But -  when you do finally come across the one that has IT, boy do sparks fly.  It’s like the 4^th of July meets Christmas and your best birthday ever!

“The Thing” is a term used to describe whatever he does that totally makes the Bunnie itch to come out. There have been occasions when the Bunnie has crept out - although contingency containment has had to take place. Its when he does that one thing that can words cannot adequately express but your body knows exactly how to respond.  Only he knows how to do it and even if you tried to get someone else to do it;  you could not. It’s the one thing you wish he would leave when he goes out the door – but has to take with him only because it’s attached to him.

If he is great at doing it, the mere thought of “The Thing” creates physical reactions that … well by now you have already called to see if he can do it again. 

The ultimate Bunny Moment comes when the person you least expect to have “The Thing” – has it. For the most part I am a very reserved person and maintain composure (a bit prudish), but I got stumped by “The Thing”.  It sucker punched me and laid me out cold. I swear it caught me so off guard I went back just to see if it was a lucky first try.  I remember going back home having to admit to my BFF that I got hit with “The Thing”, after clowning her. I mean we had sized her guy up and accurately stated that he probably had “The Thing”.  Me... it happened all too quickly for me to even size it up. Him having “The Thing” was not even a thought, let alone a second thought.  As for the BFF, she has been rocked and caught off guard by “The Thing” too. She has learned not to underestimate the quite, mild mannered southern guy – He might have you walking funny and in a daze…

Once this happens you have a choice to make – will you tell him that he has “The Thing”???? Please know that not every guy can handle knowing that he has “The Thing”. 1 of 2 outcomes will take place, he will get cocky and then fail to ever replicate “The Thing” again … or he will take it as a compliment and work hard at maintaining  “The Thing” and even finding a new Thing. The choice is yours but, be wise.

It is important to note that underestimation of “The Thing” can render one helpless and will compromise all Bunnie Contingency Containment strategies. You will have no other choice but to have a Bunnie Moment. The Alter Ego will come out – Sasha will make an appearance and your game will be knocked off.  If he is really good – I mean an expert at “The Thing” however he rocks it, rolls it, walks it or moves it… he is a keeper.

Needless to say, “The Thing” is never to be underestimated no matter who the carrier of “The Thing” is… trust us we learned the hard way – No Pun ;-)

Transparency

Have you ever had to filter your thoughts and really wanted the opportunity to just blurt out what you really were thinking?

Being a lady never lends the opportunity to do so. Being dainty and demure is expected, but every now and then the Alter Ego creeps out. If you’re like me it is at all the wrong times – like seeing a sexy guy with your mate and before you know it Damn slips out. Try being asked your opinion about something and in your head you’re like Hell NO but your brain says grin and nod… too late. Or the ultimate corner of being caught off guard completely and blurting out the first offensive thing that comes to mind. These are Bunnie Moments – we all have them but try to avoid them at all costs. These are the moments we have with our Alter Egos hoping they will never betray us. For the most part they never do but, like any secret persona – it will come out.

These moments are being captured in the Bunnie Diaries – The safe place for Alter Egos and Transparency at its finest.